Recent content by Groucho

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    2019/20 Gylfi Sigurdsson

    There is no doubt that Oumar Niasse is one of the worst players we’ve ever had. However Siggurdsson is by far the worst value for money we’ve ever had.
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    2019/20 Djibril Sidibe

    I’d seek better personally
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    2019/20 Andre Gomes

    Made up he’s back and he improved us when he came on. The sooner he’s ready to start games again regularly the better.
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    Match Thread Arsenal v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Played ok. Gomes did well.
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    2019/20 Andre Gomes

    You identify how you want pal. I identify as André Gomes’ sex slave.
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    Gomes' partner vs Arsenal

    Yeah weird one isn’t it. I voted Holgate.
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    2019/20 Jean-Philippe Gbamin

    It’s probably so rare they’ll name the injury after him.
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    Homepage Article Lukaku: “I owe Everton so much”

    I’d have him back now while his legs are still fresh. Would swerve him as an older player.
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    Sportpesa

    If you’re lucky we’ll be sponsored by Valium.
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    Naming rights for Goodison

    Makes no difference coz everyone will still call it Goodison Park
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    2019/20 Andre Gomes

    If he’s in the squad at all and I think he will be, that’s one hell of a recovery even if he doesn’t start.
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    Design a mascot

    Bit morbid when one of them is still alive
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    Design a mascot

    Remember “Dixie”? Hanker for a return of Mr Testicles? Why not suggest your own match day mascot, who can parade around in an oversized pathetic novelty suit? I’ll start with “Ketwig Kenneth”, which would be a mass of unkempt hair in an Everton shirt.
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    New shirt sponsors

    I see Can’t see the problems with that to be honest I’m sure it was funny in his head
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    New shirt sponsors

    I see. Well that's just nostalgia-tastic.
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