Recent content by Groucho

There’s one too many “O”s in the book title there.

He smells in 4K HD now.

I readily admit to top right and bottom left

Easy tiger, tone it down.

Has anyone done the regular moan that it’s not a good shirt despite it being a perfectly serviceable Royal Blue jersey with an Everton crest on it? I’m certain the natural state of the football fan is ‘bitterly disappointed’.

@NeilMorepies that is a serious question.

Sorry who are you calling a coward here?

What did I say Roy…..

I appreciate you’re joking but herein lies the problem. Sometimes it’s ok to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. I’m sure some people will read this as settling for mediocrity, but it isn’t. If we are serious about regaining our previous status and winning things, then it simply...

Are you sure you wanna go down this road? Coz the Sooper Bloo Transfer Police won’t like it.

Moderating a forum is like making love to a beautiful woman….. EDIT: I see someone beat me to it but I loved the Fast Show so I’m leaving it here. My most favourite sketch has to be this, with the excellent Colin McFarlane;

Bu Sadly that is a total impossibility now. New manager wins three then loses one? SACK THEM. Two consecutive away draws? GET THEM OUT OF MY CLUB. It’s honestly anti-productive. People want absolutely instant success and are simply not prepared to be patient. Either that or it’s loads of...

He did quite well aye, for the job in hand at the time.

“Who has any credit after the least stressful season since 2020”? Seems a bit rage-baity.