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Absolutely not

When I heard we were signing him, I camelot.

Apparently his favourite Phil Collins song is “One More Knight”.

Need to get him ‘a round’ the table

He won't sign as he fell down a hill last night and hurt his ass He went ... Rohlin Rohlin Rohlin ... Rawhide

Because its been a running theme that he doesn't dress 'manly' enough to be a footballer for a ceratin section of the fanbase, as I'm sure you well know

Aren't Sundays boss after Everton were boss on a Saturday. Great switching the radio on and hearing positive Everton stuff for the first time in far too long. Thanks Jack. You did that. 💙

This thread sure went quiet, and remains quiet from the usual posters. Do we need to open the vaults to ensure inflection?

Once Everton gets you in a headlock nothing will be the same

Bacon is, and always will be, bacon. Sausages can be anything you want them to be. Sausage the clear winner.

This. I seem to remember the “all he does is score goals” criticism of Lukaku. Duh…

Yeah , I’ve never liked pork pies either

Ha!