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All Undies Great And Small

Do you eat your tea wearing a full Everton kit?...Shin pads...the lot.

I’ve got varifocals now, I can see through walls.

That’s Martin’s Bank building lower right with the green roof. Exchange Flags/Water Street.

Yeah I’d not waste time

That’s the Crowne Plaza

Can I come and watch this fight?

We had lindstom & Harrison on loan last year yet grealish is apparently some kind of backwards step . Can’t work it out myself . we’ve seen Moyes make these kind of signings a success before and not just at Everton . Feels like there would be...

I mean, we’ve just watched Jack Harrison for two years and they’re moaning about Jack Grealish.

It’s far too early to judge, innit?

Because some people like to moan. They’re only happy when the club are signing the players they have on their electronic device at home.

For me, low-risk, high reward. Frees up a transfer need. If hes bad, he can go back. Has a point to prove. Im for him. I think hed be a statement signing. I just feel hes got "down on his luck" vibes like Pienaar and Arteta had (Which i got...

…no idea at this point in time but he can’t be worst than Thelwell.

Quite a few do not have this skill in their armoury.

The title of this thread feels like it could have been written by an echo reporter