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This guy's track record has been on point

I’ve just been out and there’s deffo weather happening.

Zat I’m six foot three two hundred thirty pounds of prime Scouse male with a penchant for combat sports, you don’t want this heat bro.

Belgians, lads.

Just too many people. They just jump on each others back. There’s no way Dave sitting in his bedroom on Twitter knows that we have bid for anyone.

They all do my head in these days

That'll do me. Defenders for defending, primarily.

Every time someone moans about signings, a member of the recruitment team phones in sick

Groucho’s guide to remaining calm for assorted forum wallopers members; Step one - remove sheets from bed Step two - wash said sheets Step three - get outside and touch some grass, get laid, whatever, just chill out and let them get on with...

I think the transfer window closes far too late. I was never the fella’s biggest fan, but Roberto Martinez hit the nail square on the head with that point.

We may as well take advantage. Plenty tried with us when we were vulnerable.

Sounds cool yeah

Would be a mistake - Moyes is the right guy for now.

I thought that Scottish food tasting video was a set up, in hindsight maybe that’s his regular lunch order and the lads were just passing by.

60 odd year old now. I can forgive him for enjoying the finer things in life.