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Leon Osman had one of the best first touches I’ve ever seen.

I gig with a five string these days. Love it. Not getting a six though.

Its basic manners. But they seem to be in shorter supply these days. When did it become acceptable to cut in front of someone queuing politely at the bar?

But that was different. Duncan clearly loved us almost from day 1. DCL’s people seem to absolutely hate us for some unknown reason.

All fans mate. Any club. We’re not normal.

We’d barely get a backup CM for that price. No brainer imo.

If he stays I’ll even let him borrow my Tesco Clubcard, that’s how much I like him.

I have loads of rubber gloves and free time if anyone’s interested.

I don’t think we offered any of them contracts until about a week and a half ago

Boss player who seems to genuinely like Everton. He is surely worth another contract despite his age.

Getting Idrissa resigned and Alcaraz over the line early shows we’re not messing about, brilliant news. My pots - dragged the team forward with his performances after Davey landed, huge player for us, and another leader on and off the pitch.

Biggest signing we'll make this summer, if he stays. Now we need to identify his successor and get them in to learn under the master!