Groucho's latest activity

There’s no excuse for that. To send personal and threatening messages to a player is never ever justified. The culprit cannot be defended.

Loss of prestige would kill us

There are classy ways and pathetic ways to leave a club. This is very very classy. I thank him and wish him well.

I was 10 feet away from him on Goodison Road - and he was very much bothered. It’s one thing to be sat in your office where the consequences of your decisions are abstract and distant. It’s another thing to be right in the middle of the densest...

…I do think he’s the epitome of unfairness and bias in PL football. Top flight football in this country isn’t a level playing field by design.

I dont care about him. He tried to break the club; he didn't. But be showed us just how important solidarity in the fanbase is. He indirectly contributed to getting tonnes more "angry" Goodisons, and some great memories. He helped the fans get...

Maybe they invited him on purpose to show him and his cronies how little they dented the very spirit of Everton football club, and what he’s up against should he think that way again. Then maybe have him visit the soulless hole of Man City and...

No, dropping a level would see us never return.

So if Palace win we’re guaranteed 13th, if Palace draw then Wolves have to beat Brentford 11-0 on Sunday to leapfrog us. So basically if Palace don’t lose tonight we’re deffo 13th.

Folks, we have one of DCL’s hamstrings in our midst.

Lest we all forget, Moyes was asked about a new contract for DCL - his response went something like this.. DM: there’s not been a contract offer while I’ve been here Journalist: what would have to happen for there to be an offer? DM: he would...

At least Mission Impossible made it into the final.

Also on stage with Bill were close friends of mine Mike and Ev from Clean Cut Kit who've Played Glastonbury 2 times,on their 8th album and Mike has just won producer of the year at Music Producers guild. Buskers😂 All Evertonians...And...

It’ll still be called that by everyone anyway

Bill Ryder Jones is no busker...jesus wept. Do your research because you're showing a complete lack of knowledge here.