Recent content by Grand Duke of Marmite

Yawn

I thought the first team were staying behind mate.

Once with Palace according to twitter.

He's from Chorley.

Does seem a bit Dave Whelan-esque.

Why was he on SSN giving an interview?

A lad I grew up with was killed by a drunk driver, so I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone caught drink driving. Including Wayne. To put it politely, he's an absolute idiot. Why footballers think it's o.k to do this sort of thing, when they've enough money to have their own chauffeur drive...

As incredibly frustrating as it is not have signed a striker, and I can't for the life of me understand why we haven't; It's worth taking into account that barring Man City and Man Utd, none of the other top 6 clubs managed to plug all the gaps they needed filling in their squads. And even...

True, but we aren't the only ones who have left it to the death this time around. Tommorrow's deadline day is going to be insane. I could see Jim Whites head exploding.

Timo Werner is quality. Not a chance Leipzig would let him go though. They've already stopped Forsberg and Keita going this summer.

I like him, but have we even been linked with him? Getting a bit late in the day isn't it.

Isn't there a striker in European football that we could sign that has pace, power and some mobility? Surely somebody must have some names.

*sighs* Aaaahhh...Whatever...

No I'm not. And I'm sick of being accused of one to be honest with you.

Weasel? Ouch!