Horns are supposed to be used to warn of your approach, not as a road rage tool.
In the time it takes to parp the horn you could have slowed down, you ghastly little man!
Trouble is the old paperbacks - Penguin, Corgi, Pan etc - were easier to manipulate. Soft covers, soft leaves of paper, and light to hold reading in a chair or in bed. Modern paperbacks tend to be bigger, the spines are less flexible and the...
When I was a lad, I used to love going to the library, and to book stores.
My mar would drop me off after school, and I'd spend hours in there reading. I felt right at home.
Christ sake... I'm just realising now that I was a f.cking nerd...