Recent content by Giraffe_Baker

And who'll get the chants and protests to leave first this season? Guarantee it'll be Dyche. In classic Evertonian fashion, the fanbase has put their tails between their legs as the Chairman and owner guts the club in front of their eyes. Like clockwork every season with every new manager and...

And you'll absolve 'Chairman Bill' and Moshiri because you've been told not to have banners with "Grant and Sharpy's" name on them by 'the biggest blue of them all'.

Same bunch of loser players who've stank the place out for every manager yet every metric has us going in the right direction on the pitch. Who'd you get in charge to play beautiful, fluid football when Patterson can't play a 5-yard pass to the man in front or Gana gives it away cheaply under...

Some of you just need to say you hate having a manager like Sean Dyche in charge rather than hide behind notorious whinger Demarai Gray throwing his toys out the pram - at his third straight club - after not turning up for training for 3 days thinking he's going to Fulham.

He was also willing to sign for us. People just say 'why didn't we sign him' whenever a good player goes to a much more attractive proposition. Mbappe will go to Madrid on a free and you'll get Evertonians saying 'should have got him, he's within our price point'.

https://josimarfootball.com/2023/07/03/the-777-football-mystery/

777 are literally so dodgy that they might fail the Fit and Proper Owners test.

They literally bought a £20m keeper this window. They're not going to buy another one for what you'd presume is £30m+. You're chatting unadulterated wham.

It's from after the Fulham game which, to be fair to him, was an 'alright' performance.

Lampard and Benitez had a better squad than Dyche has (Richarlison, Gordon, more of DCL).

5% is very generous in my opinion. Club's completely rotten and it's come from the top down.

Out on loan to the Championship so he can be familiar with the league for us next year 💪

Got a mate who works for LOR and they've been told they'd be back on Wednesday. Seems very quick but just relaying the message.

Proper was in quote marks because he's awful but when has Dobbin played up front?

He can do (I'd suggest not as a lone striker) but he too only returned from injury this week. I'd presume you mean Branthwaite there but we'll have to wait and see whether he's getting bled into the side or not. Don't think last season was the one to be giving minutes to players without any...