Recent content by evertony

Eel regret putting himself up for Mayor when the net closes in on him and the local hoodlums protest about rising chippy prices with pitchforks and pikes.

A tortoise, a dog and a horse involved….and the judge is appropriately named Judge Petts😳

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You mean like he’s driven West Ham up the league?

Other than that lower league opposition we’ve only played one game and Beto has only played about 60 minutes

Blimey, that was a quick change of heart!

Think that may be why the Vardy rumours won't disappear. Not saying he's the answer, but it wouldn't suprise me at all if Moyes wanted him in.

It's surely just natural evolution of the team - as new, better players come in it shows where the levels of the current squad are, especially in mid-to-forward areas. He struggled last night for sure, and his languid style can be deceiving, however he'll need to step up ( in the way that Keano...

For me, The Toffee's was intrinsically linked to Goodison courtesy of the Toffee Lady. Let her rest there. The Originals. Will absolutely boil their already-steaming piss.

Maybe after 1 years tax-free bloated earnings in the Middle East he doesn't need mega wages?

The one thing they can never have is being known as The Originals....for me, it's time to officially ditch the 'Toffees' and ramp up The Originals.

Sink some dollars on Ivan Toney before the Geordies or Villa bag him

We are definitely in the market for a centre-forward, someone a little more experienced and direct than both Beto and Tez Baz. A few names will be dominating the transfer rumours this next few days with us, definitely Newcastle and a few others all needing a goal-scorer. My tuppence worth is...

Someone book the Mini-Market car park….that lots too small for Morrisons

Perhaps its time to just give the fella some love? He's been a jittery bag of nerves at times over the years, but massive credit to him, he digs in and comes back with some big performances. The rest of the squad seem to really like him, and whatever we've thought of him in the past Moyes seems...