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    New Stadium Discussion

    We should move to Selhurst and rebrand as Crystal Phallus FC
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    2018/19 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    We should bring the man in my avatar in to teach him the fine art of being a centre forward, though alas it cannot be taught....
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    2018/19 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    Doesn't matter if he looks like Heracles in his prime if he doesn't start banging them in
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Ah yes you're right mate but our loss was ultimately the dutch rap games gain.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Could go 3 at the back. We stonked Burnley with that team (during their massive losing strike I concede). But I agree with this. It would be strange for Zouma to move here for first team football when he wouldn't even be guaranteed. Striker must be top priority.
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    2018/19 James McCarthy

    Was amazing Martinez first season and has had about 10 appearances since then SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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    AS Monaco v Everton (Friday 19 July 17:00)

    These georgie meffs getting some nice donations, might take this stream lark up myself lol
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    AS Monaco v Everton (Friday 19 July 17:00)

    Stek save!
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    AS Monaco v Everton (Friday 19 July 17:00)

    lol penalty
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    Cheers dad

    Wasn't even born when we last touched a trophy. Just always been a blue from my dad and I wouldn't change a thing. All these knobs banging on EVERTON ARENT WE NSNO NO AMBISHUN. Bollards to all of that, I'm just thankful and happy to be an Evertonian. I wouldn't change Everton for the world, I...
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    2018/19 Ademola Lookman

    Shame we can’t rinse someone for more money but if he wants RB, what can you do.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    I’m not usually a Doomer but that echo quote about not wanting to stunt DCL’s progression has me genuinely concerned.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Thank you! I’ve been trying to find the ‘acted like gentlemen’ quote forever but could never remember the player! lol
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    Confirmed Signing Fabian Delph

    lol read my post again mate.
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    FC Sion v Everton (Sunday 14 July 16:00)

    Just thinking this, confused myself lol