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Oh ….. hi guys 👋

I overdosed on viagra once, was a right cock up

Can’t wait for the picture of him signing his contract. I’ve been sitting on “Tyler Scribbling” for weeks and I’m gonna burst.

Who are ya who are ya

Exciting transfer in that I've no clue whatsoever on him

If I hear Moyes say this guy needs time and he’s raw I’m going to throw my £6 donut at him.

I write a piece for the homepage about being positive going into Hill Dicky and this happens. The power of manifestation strikes again. You’re welcome.

Straight into the u21’s to be assessed for 3 months.

Yeah they're not great, awful finishing but knock it round well at times. A slight press shouldnt be enough to completely nullify any 'gameplan' we try.

We need some kind of emoji react to express Extreme Cringeworthy Embarrassment for when Benj pops up and tries to take personal glory when Everton sign a football player

I sincerely hope that there is more of a plan in place than last weeks "pass between the centre backs -> panic when someone comes in 10 yards -> give it to Pickford -> Launch to Beto in the vain hope it sticks"

Good on you Nuno. When he went on the pitch last season to yell at him I'm shocked he didn't just resign. Imagine being treat like that by your boss.

Who says he isn’t ready?. He scored 11 goals last season and helped his team get champions league football. It’s not like he’s some 18 year old from league one, he’s nearly 23 and has come from LaLiga, it’s absolute bollocks that he can’t get in...

Yet you could argue that he has been playing at a higher level than where Everton are right now. Absolutely barmy the people we have working at the club. What on earth are we playing at, bunch of amateurs.