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Mid-table obscurity would be a bonus. Too far behind the other teams, and not enough to spend.

£70M 😂

Bring a blue home

Excited about this one. Lot of the online transfer watchers seem to think we're snaring a good one here Barry Beto and Chermiti as our striking options should do us for a year or two A starting winger, a right back understudy to JOB and centre...

Batting it around like a cat and a ball of wool

Totally agree mate, ambidextrous, great first touch and one hell of an engine. But has zero football intelligence. Posseses an inability to think ahead of his first touch and has a complete lack of clarity in the final third on where to be and...

Every day of the week and twice on a Sunday

To be honest, I would have kept Lindstrom before I’d have kept this fellow.

Doesn’t matter what this team is set, ever. They will fully go for it. The way they approach the game means the opposition don’t know how to counteract it. Love this team. Get to within 100 and the win becomes possible.

We've conceded 500 in the first innings on three previous occasions and won each time 👀

I did think an average of 20 down under with the ball was a bit too good 😂

Oh dear god no

I was equally surprised and then realised I was looking at the batting averages 😂 Bowling averages are to be expected. Other than in Bangladesh it's pretty poor

Hari Cricki: when you run yourself out

Likewise Tbf doesn't really tour so possibly looks a bit better than he is