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Lack of application perhaps in his game When he's switched on he looks like a monster, but can then drift through half an hour without touching the ball Last night was a case in point If he can get up to full fitness and add some consistency...

Alcaraz has to share the blame for that for his trampoline touch on the halfway line Can't be exposing a back three like that

Couldve scored a couple in the first half Alcaraz missed a sitter at the start of the second they scored a screamer and 2 gifts who's arsed?.

Perfectly summed up.

Good first half, played some good football and looked the sharper of the two teams The level dropped off in the second half as the running we put in in the first 45 hit the legs. Looked like Bournemouth had a rocket from Iraola at half time and...

Decent 45 followed by a dreadful 45. We tired badly second half, and Bournemouth had plenty in reserve. All about the size and quality of the squad, which we all knew anyway. Nothing new learned. Just reinforces that there’s plenty of work to do.

Barry looked lively since coming on.

Unlucky Barry nice flick then had his feet whipped from under him.

Just checking in to see the madness… I’ll go back to my pint.

Would only be 1-0 of they hadn't scored the last two. I'm serious like

They are sadcasm Look like sarcasm, but are actually just quite sad

I can't tell if most of these posts are sarcasm

Wouldn't go that far but he hasn't played well for 33 mins in this preseason game

What are you basing this on Captain Hindsight?

Here comes the cavalry See, we do have squad depth *Hides*