I'm ashamed to say I once drove from Rainford to Goodison on a Wednesday night to watch us play Villa.I was driving a mark two Cortina that had cross ply and radial mixed tyres on both axles and one of the cross ply had an egg in it.
I had a Ford Orion with that tyre set up, unbeknownst to 19-year-old me at the time.
Drove to Scotland, got a puncture, and also the most pleasant down-the-banks from the Jock tyre fitter.
Lone Ranger - "5,000 Sioux to our North Tonto, what should we do?"
Tonto - "Ride South Kimosabe"
L.R. - "5,000 Cherokee to the South Tonto, what do we do now?"
T - "Ride East Kimosabe"
L.R. "5,000 Apache to the East, now what?
T - "Ride West...
….i must post my spreadsheet, 99.25% of player transfer threads opened in the last 8 years have not resulted in a signing. The best outcomes are threads opened within 10 days of the player signing. If this lad hasn’t signed in the next 10 days...