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You do realise this image doesn't work, don't you? Fat floats. It has a specific gravity of less than 1.0 and remains buoyant in water. The corpulent [Poor language removed] is, unfortunately, safe in this scenario.

Palace fan here (that was an amazing night, btw. Even for us. I took my lad; his first away game. Unforgettable). Anyway, thought you might like an insight into Mateta. My understanding is we won't loan him out, but we will sell if you meet our price and can get the deal done in two hours. How...