No, yeah, I get it, it's funny and very cringe.
The likely several mil they've got from this will no doubt be used towards the "we're actually okay" PSR avoidance they'll have this year again. This is Man United, the biggest brand in world...
Tbh many technically gifted players don't have blistering pace, but they also don't need it.
Charly's played some great through balls and retained the ball quite well, and he also ran at defenders quite well, so he's got enough of it really.
https://fbref.com/en/stathead/player_comparison.cgi?request=1&sum=0&dom_lg=1&player_id1=dd897ee7&p1yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id2=ed5c0319&p2yrfrom=2024-2025
Delap has scored more this year for an easily relegated side than Beto did for us since...
You just know that Moyes still has his entire salary from his first 11 year stint. It all goes in a big pile in his vault.
The Scrooge McDuck probably has the 3 shillings his granny gave him on his 10th birthday.
Reckon that 12.5 was for his 2.5 year contract, and it checks out.
Anyway I wasn't very pro-Moyes at first at all, but safe to say he's won me over in instant fashion and I'll gladly concede that I was wrong.
I was 100% right about Dyche however.
If this is true a delegation of Everton board members should get a sedan chair, find Thelwell and carry him on their shoulders to BMD where he will be praised by the masses.
I don’t know why but I’m slightly disappointed that he hasn’t congratulated them lot on winning the title. His work here would have been well and truly complete.