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Midnight Mass

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Undies

Howard’s Undies

You can get decent players out the Dutch and Portuguese leagues. Normally for decent prices as well.

Need to be looking at the best players from the likes of the Dutch, Portuguese and even Scottish leagues. Trying for players in the French, German and Italian leagues is much more difficult.

Sweet smell of Undies

wanna hand?

Years of punishment and disappointment can’t be purged over night.

that’s the old everton in you lash yourself with a belt until its gone

Wouldn’t say anyone is at fault. I think by the looks of it we are going for the right players. However we aren’t top of their lists. They are happy to dangle some interest towards us, whilst waiting for a better deal to come along. Problem...

This one reeks of him flying over to sign for us, then all of sudden his mobile goes to voicemail and the planes transponder turns off. Then he signs for Spurs…

No, you don't need any shots for Bali. I've been about a dozen times and never had any

For this performance they should be made to watch 80s episodes of the South Bank Show on an endless loop for a week.

No more tourist trips to the Empire State. Should be confined to their hotel rooms and made to watch Howard’s Way.

Oh dear…