From a BBC article...
"Burnley won just five matches in their return to the top-flight - losing 24 - and conceded 78 goals in total."
Sounds like the teams they faced in the 24 losses denied them opportunity of winning games. Sue them!
I forgot to mention, his bike frame also doubles as a foldaway scaffold, so he can dispense an instant hanging to any perceived MURDERERS and Neo Liberal scum he may encounter whilst on patrol.
Like the kids back in the day who used too fly a flag off the back of their Raleigh Choppers, Dave does that except its not a flag, its a 25ft radius military grade early warning radar incase anybody steps within the vicinity of his precious steed.
No one would go near his bike.
It`s wrapped in tin foil and PPE, with a megaphone on a stalk, welded to the cross bar, so he can spring into action the moment the next pandemic kicks in.
Sweet Jesus
As if some lunatic on an Internet forum “ deciding to back the manager “ had absolutely any baring on Moyes and the fact he had us safe with weeks to spare .
All hail dave for saving the club … is there with Stuart and super Kev...