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Think he broke jaw/cheek some while back and it's a precaution thing. But that was mentioned the other day, I thought it was a rocking beard to begin with.

What's the deal with Scott's cyborg chinstrap?

Bop! 3 minutes in, great goal, great pass but the finish sublime. Germany 1 - 0 up. Nice.

The rise of alternative views on here have become notable. Serious question, tho — just tryin’ to work out if I’ve accidentally logged onto a UFC podcast comment section, or a WhatsApp group for Pure Gym conspiracies here. Same lads who think...

I quite like this, as opposed to Stoke's abomination.

Welcome to modern football. Lots of money and shiny trophies, or fan loyalty and local identity. Pick one, you can’t have both.

I will be in Kaiserslautern on July 26 to watch their 125th anniversary match against Roma. Maybe I can scout ahead for this immensely important match

bit of sugar, bit of milk, some flour and bing everton bid for barry villarreal knock it back

There's a film on at 9 I can catch now, this is done so I don't need any +1 mither at 10. Accidentally turned my fridge down earlier and the beer in it has not chilled as I'd like. Couple that with how warm it is, and it's been a stifling day.

Having fun, mate?

Didn't know the Qataris knighted people

Boo!

I heard he’s been doing matador footwork drills in training for ages

Great signing for Napoli. Conte is no mug.