Chris Martin's latest activity

Leffe - mad fighting juice. There will be carnage if they serve that up

I was in town before and there was a few of them watching the friendly and celebrating like it was a final . Im not talking about all their fans , as much as I hate them there are obviously their genuine fans . However about these watching it...

100% - stripey kopites.

Proof that the cult is a set up to relieve the simple minded of their money, item 23,546:

Surprised you didn’t notice the smell. Loads of the poor blerts are totally lost as well, it’s like an rs walking dead seeing them all shuffling about looking puzzled.

Ahhhh.... I wondered why queen's drive was so busy, loads of soap dodging morons bumbling about in FKW mode n'all.

Just got the train into town and a gang of about 6 lads, 18-20 were coming off the Wirral line, all in various RS shirts making all kinds of noise. Older fella in the station says to them, ‘Who are we playing tonight lads?’ Lad in the front...

Moyes has found [leicester_2019.xls] on Thelwell’s c drive.

Isn't he currently owned by The National Trust?

I was sewing my seed when I was sixteen with a twenty-five year old who was engaged; she was decent looking - a solid 6/10.* Great tits, decent face but a bit plump, or so I thought at the time. Anyway, I’d give up seeing her most night to chase...

Had the pleasure of being invited to the opening of the Terrace Bar right outside the stadium, been following this build since day 1 hence the invite. Still lots of tidying up to do, but an absolute incredible achievement by all involved to get...

I knew this would happen. Our American tour has attracted tens of thousands of new U.S. fans. Welcome to Merseyside's only homicide-free football organisation mate.

It was mate to be fair. Nicely though, not chaos

Bellends sadly being bellends. You're response is far more dignified and mature than mine would have been, which is a credit to you.