I get the feeling in my water that he is going to be a slow starter and grumpy bloos will be like "warra waste a money" - then he will do something that will leave us all with our mouths agape and his career with us will take off.
the clubs media is bonkers. keep going to hit the play button and it just opens another tab. its like when to mirrors face each other and creates that eternal reflection. its a Sissyphusian nightmare
I was old and knackered
Couldn’t tell you how I smelt
I was easily recognisable
Through my specs
Saw my flowers in the garden
Didn’t know what they were
So I ripped them up
Put marijuana there
On the streets of Merseyside yeah
Ain’t no ket...
Has anyone been arrested for any of this vandalism yet? defacing public property with grafitti and videoing yourself doing it seems illegal and easily caught.
Been listening to more NF lately so in that vein...
Old, re- tired, not my generation.
The gardens of Jersey are nothing to me
Inching toward gammon
re-tired. sitting on your couch
enjoying word association football
conspiracy of nature
you are...
Dear Jersey farmers union, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my fax, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'...