Oh look it's gone exactly the way we all thought it would.
Shockingly, it turns out teams are not falling over themselves to waste over 100k a week on a fella who hardly scores and can't stay fit.
He might still get that big move to fill a...
Only marmite if people thought like him.
A horrible wretch of a one trick pony who hated and vilified people from Liverpool, was an über Thatcherite and became a pastiche of a rancid, bitter, white racist stit shirrer.
But apart from that I...