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Made some good music but an absolute knobend.

your a hoe

What if you’ve already spent more than an hour with various forum members?

I read the GOT today, oh boy Four thousand lemo posts in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the mod team’s rather small They had to read them all Now they know how many bedwetters it takes to fill the Albert Hall

Ftfy mate

When that Colombian lady was on here, the levels of thirst were off the roof and it was very alarming.

We’ve got quite a few cats and they’re generous little things, so we get a lot of dead furry gifts off them, one of them however has decided that they only want to bring me the head. I have no idea where the rest of the body is.

Heard they get huge around the Anfield area. Especially the underfloor dwellers. Highly dangerous to Russians.

We’ve got a whopper that lives in the kitchen, that I feed flies to. My missus has no idea that it’s there or I’ve turned it into an evil pet 😂

Don't destroy what you cannot create. Except horse flies. Barstewards!

Did she give you a milk enema?

I meant what I wrote. He was in the Navy as well.

There’s a running track near Southsea, I think, and when I was down there one time I got a new pair of spikes (I was quite good in my youth at the 200 and 400m you see) and I decided to try them out on there, got told off by some old man. Like...

No, it’s Blert.

My uncle lives down there so we used to visit a lot when I was younger, I’ve seen Southsea mentioned which is nice, it’s been some time since I was last there, it was the Arsenal/Barca CL final I know that much. The Gunwharf place is alright...