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We’ve got a whopper that lives in the kitchen, that I feed flies to. My missus has no idea that it’s there or I’ve turned it into an evil pet 😂

Don't destroy what you cannot create. Except horse flies. Barstewards!

Did she give you a milk enema?

I meant what I wrote. He was in the Navy as well.

There’s a running track near Southsea, I think, and when I was down there one time I got a new pair of spikes (I was quite good in my youth at the 200 and 400m you see) and I decided to try them out on there, got told off by some old man. Like...

No, it’s Blert.

My uncle lives down there so we used to visit a lot when I was younger, I’ve seen Southsea mentioned which is nice, it’s been some time since I was last there, it was the Arsenal/Barca CL final I know that much. The Gunwharf place is alright...

Away from Portsmouth Move away Portsmouth

Save GOT, ban @Goat. Fat.

Strange place for a glory hole and it's see through. 1/10 for effort.

Like milk in the sun.

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes