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I just looked at the first half a dozen pages of this thread from 2014. It's took a while but what a beauty it is.

Unfortunately I’m not aware of any special x-ray type lens that allows you to see the interior👍

Even prime Dixie would have scored less than 5 goals a season if he played up front by himself in a Dyche team

Why does Dunc get Everton career stats and Dom gets his worst season stats?

We have a history of trying to replace players and ended up trading down. How many forwards have we gone through since Dom joined? All have been thought of as worse and binned. I'm not saying he should stay but people need to be careful what...

Doak's only got 12 months left on his contract and game time is limited by the fact that he plays in Salah's position. Liverpool will want to cash in this transfer window and everyone wins.

There has been lots of noise over the past year that Liverpool would sell Doak at the right price so there's definitely a deal to be done here. Turned down £15m offer from Palace in Jan, looking for £30m - but his contract is winding down....

No ....I'm not happy with the capacity of BMD...should of been 60000 but now we are saddled with 49000 which issnt a big upgrade on GP and hence we wont be able to compete for up and coming talent...for example Delap.....

Berlin?

Eddy is the reason why the government is having to write up training manuals on how to use air for breathing.

ah right, is that how the attendance figures work then. Gotcha. Soz Ed la, you're correct. I wonder if there is a similar one that excludes attendees from Norway, China, Ireland, and anywhere south of Stafford?

I wonder what has happened in the last few days to lure Eddie out of his ma's box room?

I bet my 10 pounds on prison.

A consistent last man at the bar is great when it’s your mate. But it’s less great when it’s Everton’s new signing who is on the verge of 30 years old. Swerve please Davey