F@ck this for a joke—just buy someone. I don’t care if it’s another tea lady. I can feel it in the air. Bedfordblue is winding everyone up, the unconcerned are suddenly concerned, and the concerned are down at the launderette with bedsheets...
Yesterday, I played the perfect game of snakes and ladders getting from start to finish in the fewest possible rolls. Left my 6yr old a gibbering wreck due to my dominance.
What's your greatest achievement?