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You can take the boy out of Everton but you can't take Everton out of the boy

Pay whatever it takes, yes, I know, still, DO IT.

I would be willing to re-sign him for two reasons. The first being that he can cover multiple attacking positions and the second being that he can pop up with goals when you most need them.

In normal circumstances I would follow my head not my heart and say no, but the lad bleeds blue and will want to be in the Brazil World Cup squad. Fitness is a big concern, but if we could get 20 games out of him for a low cost, I think he would...

Promise this is the last one 😆

Tick, tick, tick...

I only come here for the craic …

If there's some rooting going on, I'm in. Signed, an Australian. P.S. Let it be known that neither of the above do it for me. P.P.S. Seriously, Murdoch. The enemy's enemy and all that. One has a red top, and the other has a red button. We live in...

Jerk

With cream, sugar and either a touch of cinnamon or rose water.

Rice is alright, but sawdust is where its at.

The English have done a lot of crimes in their time, but the amount of people I see who don't wash rice and then drain it once cooked is concerning