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Here in Australia, many (not all) of the AFL clubs have an unofficial "No Dickheads" policy. The problem arises when you're young, sublimely talented, rolling in cash that you and I can only dream about = an 'I'm invincible' attitude. The other...

Just vague unsubstantiated rumours about him partying a bit too much and perhaps playing in the snow (would have thought that was unlikely given testing regimes). But it seems to be enough for large chunks of GOT to write him off as having a...

All I can say is that I was pretty much out of control at the age of 18. But then I was a shearer in outback Australia then, and … well, they/we did things differently out there. The dwarves would have been tossed and the tits would have involved...

Nah mate, let's go with the original

He's made a boob ,a big one

I ordered big breasted dwarves and airfix kits for my 18th. Didn't work out properly, I was 35 at the time. Won't do that again.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman arrive together at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says, “You’ve all led such colourful lives that you’re each granted one wish before entering.” The Irishman says, “I’d love a thousand...

"Stealing" them or "Eating" them?