Not even once? Oh, c'mon, I bet you have. You can tell us, we're all friends here. I'm sure--no, I'm certain no one will take the p1ss. :)
And if not, what's her address--I need some material for the "What / who is the oldest you would go?"...
We’ve got a few by us :
Botox Billy - runs the cosmetic clinic above the shops. Looks like an Umpa Lumpa in a male nurses outfit.
Safe Cracker Ron - ex con who drinks in the local, who tells some very interesting tales about his life of crime...
Even on the other side of the world. You walk into a supermarket with a list and come out with groceries and sickness. It is absolutely rank this year.