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Not sure if I should be scared or horny 🤔

Just been for a check up, wondering what the correct form is - do you look them in the eye while they are scraping and drilling or look off into the distance? All the awards, etc

M. Agyemang OMG

Walk in the park. I done 40hrs in Runaway Bay police station, Jamaica. That was an experience. I was up at Mount Edgecombe which is an old ghetto and some poor guy was stabbed. Police turned up and because I was standing there, I was banged...

I can't be the only one hoping this was going to be @Darren78 style weekend in Rotterdam/Ibiza/Jail Pills, though lads, eh? Lads? Pills?

Van Wilder was the key in the end, great finish though

Water fasting 😂😂😂

I could have got 92 of my favourite tubes of biscuits. [edit] with £16 in change.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind any United lurkers that Jarrad Branthwaite is an Everton player for the next five seasons. Sniff it. Enjoy five more years of slab head being your best defender.

FFS, we aren't even the best at moaning. It's literally the only thing we're good at. Our fans really are the worst.

Evening Toffees

In terms we can all understand; how many packets of luxury biscuits are we talking?

It's always Arsenal and the RS with the most cry-arse takes of anything in world football somehow. Closely followed by United. We're tame but we also mostly hate ourselves, in a weird twist.

It strikes me as quite funny that Froome, Wiggins and that generation were often tainted by accusations, yet their performances were some way below that from the 90s and 00s, yet since Covid, performances have gone through the roof and people are...

You feel Vingegaard's beaten a bit mentally. I don't think he believes he can win anymore.