For context the original poster I was replying to said they were in a bad place mentally/going through a rough time.
The response I got was completely unexpected, as was the full transformation by the end of his rant into peak Alan Partridge...
Used to work on trains through Portsmouth - good chance to see the best and worst of a place. Generally, Portsmouth folk were sound, had a few good nights out there too (although this is close to twenty years ago). Gosport is rough, drugs and...
Why would you commit to moving to a city in another country that you know nothing about?
Not being funny, genuinely interested!
“Honey, we’re moving across the Atlantic to Portsmouth in the UK. We’re going next month, everything is arranged.”...
Defo scoring at Goodison BMD. Fully expected him to kiss the badge and shush the crowd. Albeit, the Leeds consolation in a 5-1 hammering. Seems fitting somehow.
Edit: I'm just too used to writing Goodison. Still feels weird.