Bob Elstone's latest activity

Half decent striker and we take three points and sitting pretty at the top end. Man has the control of a kerb.

Arteta was massively overrated. Not to mention he forgets he ever played for us, you’d think he spent his career at arsenal. He’s turned into a real life David Brent who plays rapists whilst turning a blind eye.

If Grealish was our local star playing against us he would 1 million % score tomorrow, so I'm hoping the universe treats Villa the same as it does us.

There's no way the gardening leave duo weren't involved.

We’re not running the same strategy as Brighton and Bournemouth. If we were we would have sold Ndiaye for 40 mill this summer to Milan. We wouldn’t have loaned Grealish. We would have sold Branthwaite the season before to United. Pickford...

Funniest series in history, the darkest of dark comedies. An outrageous joy. Still quote it today.

If anyone told you 3 months ago we’d have Grealish, Dibling, Dewsbury Hall on the books you’d have snapped their hand off …. We got that and a bit more, I’ll see that as a positive. No manager can have a team he calls his own unless he has 4 or 5...

Al Myers knows less than a stray dog urinating on ‘welcome to finch farm’ sign.

Big Al Myers, live on Sky, reminding everyone he has no contacts.

“Ol’ Al needs these transfers to keep him in a job”

Indy works in kfc in Warrington, I’ve met him. Occasionally sneaks an extra piece of original in for me.

This fraud being semi-reliable in 2025 is all the proof i need that we're living in a simulation.

Indykalia being a legit source... it doesnt sit right with me. Fully expecting Ornstein to tag @chicoazul later

Both goals. Lack of communication and a yard behind the pace.

indykalia?? come on, this is genuinely one of the biggest blaggers on twitter