Torpedo Moscow got relegated back to the 2nd league for match fixing the other day. Apparently these kinds of things happen very often in the Russian leagues.
Corruption in Russia?! I am as shocked as you all are here. Unbelievable.
I'm not insisting on a low ceiling. Any ceiling would have done me.
Actually, scratch that. I'm outraged we haven't had our version of the Sistine Chapel.
Hungry people always buy more food than they need. Cold people always buy more clothing. Let's not bother heating the place so everyone is compelled to buy a stadium coat as soon as they enter.