They're all massive virgins, regardless of biff level, who will never become real men.
Absolute fannies the lot of them.
Go out into the real world.
Touch grass.
Look at the pretty girls.
Do not approach the pretty girls ye 'kin basket case...
It will play out the same as the last few.
We'll go into the international break in the bottom 3 even though we had 3 winnable games on paper.
Then we'll spend September, October and November hoping to quickly bed in any new players whilst...