Recent content by Bernard´s Magic Touch

Oh no. The one thing I thought I brought was syntax. I've messed that up too! Please tell me bloke with cat profile how I can recover.

I know you're name was a give away. I just thought I was in there with the in-in-jokes. Thought this would be it, alas it's not.

Come on man that's not very nice.

25mins in and no likes. This could be the end of me.

To save face I blame @Bungle Please give me likes.

Going back through the posts I'm a bit distraught that someone gets more like than I for suggesting bestiality and everyone goes off topic slapping themselves on the back for not understanding satire. Guys what's going on? I accept terrible terrible posts on the Sexy Goth thread but surely...

Yeah, fair point.

Higher up the pecking order than the little angry head Holgate. Which says a lot about Holgate.

Now that's satire!

Oh mate, now I feel bad.

He was played out of position last season. So like others have posted before, I'm willing to give him a pass. Having said that, despite being out wide and all the chaos that was going on at the club he was still one of the better performers.

Haha "It's satire". Hardly Animal Farm is it?

Spoke extremely well after the match on MOTD2. Looks like a young police man who who starts taking bribes and gets well in over in his head in the new Netflix series about the criminal underworld of the NE that Terry from accounts can't stop going on about.

No. Although his season back with us wasn't the complete disaster that some people make out. He provided the only two real highs of the season, hattrick against West Ham and the pen at Anfield. This is his level now and I'm glad to see him doing well.

Very handsome.