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Oh no. The one thing I thought I brought was syntax. I've messed that up too! Please tell me bloke with cat profile how I can recover.

I know you're name was a give away. I just thought I was in there with the in-in-jokes. Thought this would be it, alas it's not.

Come on man that's not very nice.

25mins in and no likes. This could be the end of me.

To save face I blame @Bungle Please give me likes.

Going back through the posts I'm a bit distraught that someone gets more like than I for suggesting bestiality and everyone goes off topic slapping themselves on the back for not understanding satire. Guys what's going on? I accept terrible terrible posts on the Sexy Goth thread but surely...

Yeah, fair point.

Yeah I think since the 5-0 in the clasico Mourinho has been a bit broken...and certainly a broken record.

Higher up the pecking order than the little angry head Holgate. Which says a lot about Holgate.

It's just a bit of fun.

Now that's satire!

Oh mate, now I feel bad.

He was played out of position last season. So like others have posted before, I'm willing to give him a pass. Having said that, despite being out wide and all the chaos that was going on at the club he was still one of the better performers.

Haha "It's satire". Hardly Animal Farm is it?