I genuinely wouldn’t go near an agent if I was fortunate enough to be a footballer.
Wouldn’t need one mind, as the wife would tell me what to do anyway!
Groucho’s guide to remaining calm for assorted forum wallopers members;
Step one - remove sheets from bed
Step two - wash said sheets
Step three - get outside and touch some grass, get laid, whatever, just chill out and let them get on with...