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Watering the path and watching carol singers go on their Arse

When I pump my manfat in a lucky woman my little swimmers go in whistling z cars so whenever a baby pops out its screams it's bollocks off not for a tit but because it wants to know why phill Neville is still getting selected!

Nobheads on scrambler bikes going up and down the street for no apparent reason all f***** night ! Does my tits in

Final destination 5. It was ****e really really ****e

I would also put my fly down and club the seal with my monster meat * *bit of an exaggeration that tbh ! Ps RIP fly

Hahahaha that space is mine * *i didnt poison the old git for nothing !

That's clique code for....There is a clique

There was this old fella in our street always moaning at the kids and kicking off if anyone parked in his space , he died last week I miss the moaning old t*** Be boring if everyone agreed all the time

Tbh I lost a lot of respect for him when he picked sky over us but I went out and purchased two copies of his autobiography to see what all this fuss us about and well it's a big let down as for my missus she just doesn't get it at all

Should you go or stay? Only you can answer that question! Do you stay and fight for what you believe in or leave with your tail between your legs only to return with a different username on a quest to destroy your foes ! Do what your heart tells you sir! Ignore what your head says! Use the...

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You never know ! We could start splashing the cash once barca come in for anichebe .

Ham & mustard brannigans Or Wotsits!..* *so i can imagine i got to second base with tiggers mar

Me too! Although that could be down to the bath salts !

I take it the owners where expecting you x