Recent content by Bagpuss

Played some absolute quality balls out to the wings tonight with both feet aswell as being imperious defensively…. If you’re the England assistant manager sitting in the crowd tonight and you’re looking at Branthwaite or Guehi for the next England squad there is surely no debate.

Who is this new attacking left back?!

Yep, it appears that the secret is definitely out about Branthwaite. I know that Utd had already been mentioned as potential suitors but it is going to be all the big guns in world football linked with him very soon and the media will do everything to get him gone sooner rather than later.

Can’t always be right…. Best thing is to admit my mistake, apologise and move on! I’m sorry for my error of judgement Chico and beg forgiveness before being dragged to the halls of the arena.

Already seen enough to say 38 year old Ashley Young is going to offer considerably more than Zinchenko

I am waiting for us to announce the triple signing of Ross Barkley, Jesse Lingaard and Alex Oxlade Chamberlain. No striker amongst them but Bill can get in front of the media on how we have signed all these England internationals….

Ibrahimovic has just announced his retirement- what he really means is he’d love for Kev to get over to Italy and sell him Dyches dream.

Can see him ending up at Rangers with Dowell and Lundstrum. Think he’d do alright up there.

The way he spoke in his interview on sky I thought suggested he was staying. I think anything we get over 2mill for holgate helps with ffp so would be happy if we replace Holgate with a better player for minimal outlay. If we can get Keanes Lego head and astronomical wages off the books even better.

Kieron Dowell signs for Rangers

Fair play to big Michael Keane tonight, I don’t rate him, not because he hasn’t got the ability but because he seems to struggle when supporters get into him and he goes to bits but thought he was excellent all evening. He kept going after giving the pen away and then to get up after that tackle...

Shame that whoever took the time to take the picture only managed the bottom of the canal rather than throwing it in the sewerage works 400 metres away. I’m sure there will be theatrics about how he has risen from the dead to come back to us in our hour of need….

Most people seem to be saying Keane as he is a bigger threat from set plays but we couldn’t clear the front man under Lampard so hard to judge Coadys attacking threat from set plays…. Coady a better footballer, Mina better still but made of balsa wood and Branthwaite the long term option.

you can almost see the spin machine turning in the Blood Brothers offices…. ‘A mob congregated on Goodison Road last night on the off chance that his eminence and holy Saviour Sir William Kenwright, would try and enter the club in the middle of the night in order to safely see his beloved...

Think you mean Pembridge, the only player I have ever seen outsprinted by a linesman!