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    Watto is on the way!!!

    I have just been to the Rigby and left a SFC scarf. Turns out a bartender here is an aussie too Top joint. Looking forward to tomorrow at a different pub and gameday!!!
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    Watto is on the way!!!

    Finally the time has come and I am here in the UK. Currently in Manchester ready to go to the United v Wigan fixture tomorrow then make my way to my spiritual home Goodison Park!! I have tickets for the game against the Geordies but buggered if I know where the seat is because the ticket is...
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    Swimming

    Being an Aussie I was pretty much brought up swimming from day dot. I love the open water but a pool is suffice since I moved a bit away from the beach nowadays. I have been lap swimming continuously for about the past year and half but stopped and took up drinking again the last 2...
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    Moyes at the Ethiad today?

    Managers meeting my ass. The **** sold rodders!!
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    AEk

    Outstanding!! The greeks are experienced in rioting though so it wouldnt of fazed them haha. Hibbert son Australia loves ya!! Oooh and if you score when Im at Goodison for the geordie game im running on the field naked!! (im an aussie so aint afraid to show off my dong)
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    AEk

    If Hibbert scores australia parties!!! If he misses his penalty australia parties!!! I wish i was there for this match!! Hell im not even at home so i cant watch the stream even!! Will i be able to download the game anywhere when i get back to sydney on saturday???
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    Watto's Comin to Goodison!!!!

    As long as they aint got a penis they can wear what they want!
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    Watto's Comin to Goodison!!!!

    I plan to rock out with my cock out!!
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    Watto's Comin to Goodison!!!!

    I had typed this out 5 times and the one that finally loaded didnt load my information!! I have paid for my flights so this sh1t just got real!!!! Landing in London on 10th September and crashing a mates joint for few days and getting some football in. Leaving for Manchester on the 14th...
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    Not Safe For Work! Sky Sports News Presenters

    Maybe im a little biased since since shes the best we get on tv here in Aus ;-)
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    Not Safe For Work! Sky Sports News Presenters

    Thats the one but there is some stunning photos out there. If this thread shows the quality of your sports girls over there Its gunna be hard leaving to go home.
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    Not Safe For Work! Sky Sports News Presenters

    None of them have anything on Mel Mclaughlin From Australia!!! Im posting from a mobile so dont know how to post images but my god she is sexy as fu(k and knows the offside rule which is a must for me. Met and spoke to her plenty of times and is always up for a chat and a beer! I have also...
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    How many sexual partners have you had?

    I was having this discussion with my girlfriend. Before i met her i was nailing different women almost every second night. I worked as a hair care rep and was surrounded by females all day every day as well as playing state league soccer!! Ironically i met her because she was a client and i...
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    Best man speech

    Ive done 3 of them and have a 4th coming up in November! Always introduce yourself to the crowd because there will be people there you don't know or they don't know you by name. Compliment the bride and bridesmaids on looking smashing and amazing (this will get you in good steed if you...
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    Coming to Goodison

    Nah mate im as sober as St Nick. Just the way I explain things and my Aussie slang. Im in a corporate environment Mon-Fri pretty much 12hrs a day so when Friday is done i want to be the real me!! No because im in Malta and already tied up with commitments pretty much my whole trip. Fly back to...
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