Recent content by Aussie Sharpy

He bosses ebay

Ha I watch him play in the A-League most weeks, no thank you!

Best place to sit at Goodison? I am heading to the game vs Fulham with my missus.

Haha classic! Did you get the chance to ride a wombat? They're crazy!

Not personally but I am prertty sure he is a dentist.

This. Watching Neville and Heitinga in CM is similar to being cremated alive.

Oh and I am presuming I should go to a pub with supporters before the game, what one is recommended that would welcome an Aussie and his better half?

Thanks all, might have to send off an email and see if they can organise something suave for me! Cannot hurt to ask, might even hit up Timmy with a tweet! Probably (definitely) too much of a cheap [Poor language removed] to go all out and get a hospitality things! Meant to be pissing off to London the next...

So flights are booked to Europe, been hanging out for years to be able to see a game at Goodison and it is gonna happen on the 28th of April against Fulham! Been the daft skip that I am, I have no idea where in the stadium I should be looking to sit and how far in advance I'll need to book...

No need for a striker, Victor is averaging a goal a game this year, an absolute beast! yeah, nah, we probably need a striker, get around Bony for mine! Wouldn't mind a creative midfielder of some sort... Heitinga & Neville passing sideways or backwards is far king riveting to watch!

Always played my best when hungover or indeed still drunk! Should have played the lad!

If I wake up at 2am to watch us play and he is not in the starting line up I almost consider going back to bed. Best thing to happen to our club, player wise in a very long time, actually exciting to watch! Who else is?

A striker of any sort who knows how to score would be lovely! Bloke from Vitesse who is banging them in wouldn't go astray.

Ha gotta get around the pineapple on a pizza, try cashews as well! Is amazing!

G'day all, I'm Sharpy, from Melbourne, Australia. I've been an Evertonian since about 2002/03 I think, it was just before Rooney came onto the scene, I was playing Football Manager and was playing as Everton. Needed to choose a club and I hate bandwagoners over here who go for Man U, Arsenal...