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Shut up for gods sake you miserable arl arse you're derailing every thread with your bollocks and people are tired of it.

There's a feller who frequents the Wetherspoons in Waterloo who me and the missus have christened 'burger guy.' And no, it's not a dig at his weight. One day we were in there having a burger and I left a bit of mine. My wife went the toilet, and...

An old guy who lived in our road was known as Sliding roof because he used to wear a wig, And a guy in the pub was called The Bat because he wore glasses and broke them one night an couldn't see a thing, So he was forever known as the bat

There's a guy i see all the time looks exactly like my dad did in the 80's, same hair, clothes etc so I call him 1980's Raymond. But i was sitting in chippy one day and he walked past and I heard 2 kids go 'hey look, there's 80's guy'. Made me...

Avoid anyone in an ICE uniform and delete any Trump memes on your phone.

Milk a cow blindfolded

Looks great, doesn't it?

Probably not the most helpful pre bedtime broadcast slot, but Prodigy are on BBC FOUR at 9:45pm-11:15pm.

Hello from Berwick upon Tweed,a fan since 66, the only way is up!

Longtime supporter of the Toffees from Pennsylvania. Found out about the forum via Reddit and was excited to find a more positive venue. Became a supporter genuinely due to FIFA and them being the first Premier League team to sign me in career...

You know what, I’ve never watched an episode of Father Ted. I know loads rated it but I never gave it a go. The other two are class though

I`m not going to be able to put up with missus slowly getting pissed, pretending she knows who some of the bands are and singing along to the ones that she does know, sat next to me on the couch and rabbiting on about how she " so wishes she was...

Thinking same myself