Recent content by arsene teets

No one's legs are truly gone at that ageuunless a severe injury has occurred. 'We can rebuild him'. Still has to be at the right price though

Any fee below 5 mil would be worth a punt

How come know one is singing about the Spanish kid in the tones of Harry Belafonte. 'Deu. Deu. Deulofeu will score one now!' Come on the blues. Arrrrrrggghhh

I read the word wrong there lad. I thought deffo middle class getting your staff to give you a wank.

Can you smash a few beavers on the same day?

Conkers

Dangleberry

Goosegog

Yeah but only if you fill the tank with pineapple and grapefruit lilt

The kipper this thread.

Cheers mate but maybe its my phone but can't find anything on the left. Thers a little square top right where I can get into profile but can't change anything

How do you update your profile anyone? I feel like a techno noob. I could probably work it out but superman probably felt the same just before he realised wearing Speedos over dyed longjohns is the bizz and he could do fkn anything! Well he was a teenager before that an looked mongy chasing that...

Do you reckon if I was a ghost looking down at someone getting an lobe transplant it would be a bit eary?

depends what the demo button sounds like

They never would have shot deputy dawg. Dog discrimination that!