It's because she's an absolute lemon, sadly the word I want to use would give me the old "inappropriate behaviour" banner but I reserve that language for people like her
I've a mate who's a guitar teacher around there. Think he lives in Quadring now. Created an app called 'Riffler'. You might know him.
Also for the South Lincs h8rs: we need webbed feet to get around the fens and marshes. You 'normies' would...
No word of a lie, I used to teach guitar at schools in rural fenland towns and villages, and every now and then I did assemblies to drum up business, and I used to play battling banjos, but it wasn't a conscious decision 🤣 my subconscious must...
Lincoln voted Labour and Lib Dem, it's the feral lands of the Lincolnshire fens you want to avoid.
(Tbf, it's been like that ever since I've been here)