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Think I’d have preferred it the other way round. We’re far stronger in attack than at left back.

Don't them boyo's have stubby's and stubby holders? Have you seen what crawls in the bush over there? I'd be having vodka on my weet-bix! Anyway, we looking at rain on the river today or is it brightening up?

I’d be more worried about it getting warm and flat than anything else. The Aussies have it right with their schooners. There’s nothing manly about a big, warm vessel of beer.

Call me old-fashioned, but "two-pint" glasses of beer are almost as vulgar as Sam Allardyce's pint of wine. I like a drink, but Jaysus, I don't think it needs to be hooked to my liver...

They’re the ones filming throw-ins on their phones at Anfield, aren’t they?

'half pint plastics' sounds like quite the slur. You know what's nuts? There's a load of business turning up around the new ground, and they're capitalising on the club and connections to the history, as above. But the business (EFC) has signed...

Yeah, plastic - but ‘two-pint plastics’ didn’t seem like the right term!

They’re also offering two-pint glasses of it, aren’t they? Best be extra clear if you’re ordering a pint for yourself and your mate, or else you’ll be sharing a romantic drink with two straws.

nothing embodies them more than He-Man though. Stegged up grock with a bad trim running round thinking he’s boss

Yeah, it bugs me every time I hear an Evertonian call it Castle Grayskull. That was the hero’s lair, FFS!

No.

Assume the colour will gradually become blue as it moves to the right (like you can see in the Bullens Rd on the 'Mr. Drone' video)

Did make me laugh when the journo was like 'what attributes has he got?' and Moyes went 'uh, he's tall'. So on brand.