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    Roberto Martinez discussion

    He's just a thin Spanish waiter.
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    can't sleep thinking about everton. help

    What's going on here then?
  3. AlanPardew

    Today's football.

    Hi Jock x
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    Alan Pardew's ****stache

    But the ladies love it.
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    SIAP - I'd "Hazard" a guess the kids going to get some free stuff...

    I've just spoken to Sir Alex, He thinks it's attempted murder on the boy.
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    World Indoor Bowls: Crowd Monkees around

    I can smell the piss of the old folk just watching that video.
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    TGI Fridays.

    When i was working at Southampton i fingered a girl who worked behind the bar at TGI Fridays.
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    When was the last time Everton won anything?

    Did someone say annoying multi?
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    Manager of the year?

    Has anyone mentioned Alan Pardew yet?
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    Pardew signs new deal until 2020

    [Poor language removed] me, my ears are burning!
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    Newcastle 1-2 Everton. 2nd Jan @ 20.00.

    Ba will be playing and will score, Might bribe the referee again too. Newcastle to win 3-0.
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    Sir Alex Ferguson says Alan Pardew's criticism is hypocritical

    I'm going to fist pump the red nosed **** right in the face. Fumin here!
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    Newcastle Ticket Details

    Im fed up of you lot buying kids tickets, when you're clearly 45yo.
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