The phantom poo. When you wipe and there's nothing there. You turn to flush and there's nothing there. Happens 2 or 3 times in your life, if you're lucky.
They're officially called 'magic poos'. That feeling when you bounce around like you're floating in midair, and about a stone lighter, after having a dump.
Yeah I know what you mean. The companies do not consider that not everyone is comfortable with tech/features but the majority if not all tvs now are these smart hubs with apps with tedious prolonged set ups when all a person wants to do is watch...