Recent content by aglee

Cluedo EFC Edition

Actually shows what a good job Brentford have done assembling their squad

They must really despise their wives

It was because they were told the exterior had to be in keeping with the surrounding area (runs away)

Everton: Challenge accepted

Don't remember him ever achieving average

I agree. Doesn't matter if the opposition are poor, if you are a team that can't score goals then winning is never easy

I heard he keeps a load of them at the laundrette where he also keeps his cash. Something like that anyway

Oi! Someone call the Reasonable Police and tell them we've another one of 'em in 'ere!!

100% this. If we haven't got the quality to be clinical with a chance or two we need to be flinging the ball into the oppositon box, getting bodies up there and making some of the chances count. It won't be pretty but we need to at least test opposition defences more than we are doing. We seem...

Yeah he hasn't set us alight but he is an attacking player and we feel woefully short of players who threaten the opposition area. Sometimes you only need one guy like that to drag others further up the pitch to get chances too. Doucs for example, drags the team forward and either manages to get...

Evertonian, although I don't get to games very often. Never wanted to commit to a session ticket as my main hobby is skydiving so I leave my weekends free hoping for decent weather. Will watch Everton matches on tv when I can, or listen to commentary if I'm driving back down the M6. I have...

Good Friday after The Winds of Winter is released

Hoof. The new fragrance by Dyche. Smells like B.O. and disappointment

We have a plan A?