2021/22 Michael Keane

[GoldenToffee]

So many wastes of sperm in our squad. Shame really. We have to suffer because of it. Honestly though, if I was a season ticket holder paying good money and dedicating days of my life to watch players like Keane, Davies, Gomes, Iwobi, etc, I'd be even more angry. I couldn't stomach money that I'd earned through hard work making its way into their bank accounts when I could do just as bad a job for free.

 

[Tel001]

It gets worse!

With only a year left on his contract…. From burnley too

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

That own goal today ! Wow wasn’t like it was hit hard or close range ! I would have cleared that 100% of the time it would happen to me. How he can score an own goal from there I have no idea ! That really was a basic defending act to do ! Having said that it’s Keane and he knows how to score an own goal the lad !

Harder to do what he did than clear it! The cross was 30 yards away and not even firmly hit and he was under no pressure he is just a liability.

 

[Toffeelover]

Future no 9?

Joey, remember Harry Catterick tried that with Jimmy Gabriel.

 

[Vedder]

Very limited defender, ok in a burnley defence when camp on the 18, but absolutely shocking when turned to defend facing his own goal. Also shocking against pace.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

So many wastes of sperm in our squad. Shame really. We have to suffer because of it. Honestly though, if I was a season ticket holder paying good money and dedicating days of my life to watch players like Keane, Davies, Gomes, Iwobi, etc, I'd be even more angry. I couldn't stomach money that I'd earned through hard work making its way into their bank accounts when I could do just as bad a job for free.

What position you play?

Asking for a director of football...

 

[Joey66]

Joey, remember Harry Catterick tried that with Jimmy Gabriel.

Gabby was a class act ... I was joking Keane needs selling or a loan deal ....

 

[Cool_Blue]

Keane cannot play I'm a back 2 or 3. He is mistake prone and slow. Would be the first player I would have sold over last couple of years. He isnt the worst player in the squad which sums up the ridiculous level if marshmallows we have but he typifies the current everton for me.

Mentally weak. Poor player. Mistake prone.

This.

 

[Barca Blue]

 

[vintage-toffees]

crab if we're being honest aint he..

And I aint taking the dressed version from the fish mongers thats nice on the eye and tastes great on a salad with a bit of lemon

 

[Curtis]

He seriously gets paid to stink up the pitch and bumble about like hes a silent film comedian from the 30's

 

[ToffeeScot]

He's really poor. There are a few players in the PL of his age who were in their early 20s when you could still play for a side like Burnley/WH/Stoke etc. playing [Poor language removed], rough and tumble football but football has changed massively in the last 5ish years and he isn't capable of changing or keeping up with it.

 

[bluestevon]

Sell tbh, there would be buyers at a low enough price - he's actually ok in a low block very defensive set-up

 

[blueblue]

The number of own goals he scores is frightening.

 

[GoldenToffee]

The number of own goals he scores is frightening.

It's not only that though, because his needless mistakes, own goals aside(!), single-handedly cost us about 4 goals last season. Whether it was tripping over his own feet, passing directly to the striker, terrible mis-judging the flight of the ball and getting horrible caught out, being flat-footed and losing his man, he did it all. An absolute calamity of a defender, and the very worst that we've got. And we have a BAD bunch of centre halves.