Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Connor]

Came at me with a foam sword, smote him onto the mountain side.

You got thrown all over the box room, just like ya mar

 

[Nymzee]

You got thrown all over the box room, just like ya mar

It's her birthday today that's not very nice.

 

[Connor]

It's her birthday today that's not very nice.

Get off the internet and go and treat her well then

 

[Nymzee]

Get off the internet and go and treat her well then

She's currently on a cruise.

 

[MikeH72]

Players we should sign, imo:

Belotti - on a free, scores goals, Italian
Young European winger - pick one of about 1,000 from Benfica's academy, sign him cheap, make sure he's quick
Billy Gilmour - on loan with a view to buy, we need more Scots, ban his staunch ma from games though
Conor Gallagher - need more good first names in the squad even if its spelled wrong, he runs so he's automatically better than our lot
Horrible centre half - basically someone who is going to nail the Reds in the derby. Ramiro Funes Mori, maybe

That name brings nothing but negative vibes to my soul.

 

[Connor]

That name brings nothing but negative vibes to my soul.

So, so precious

 

[MikeH72]

So, so precious

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*shudders*

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Colin Hendry. But neither of them played for us. Or was it just a general “who is the ugliest CB ever”?

I thought it was just ugly defender's, but I could be wrong.

 

[Dymak]

A back 3 inevitability becomes a back 5 at Everton and it’s always binned off eventually because it doesn’t work.

 

[Nymzee]

Sundays are boring - never any news.

 

[Bluestar]

A back 3 inevitability becomes a back 5 at Everton and it’s always binned off eventually because it doesn’t work.

Because we have never bought players to play the system.

Mykolenko and Patterson look like they will be able to.

 

[MACCA75]

Because we have never bought players to play the system.

Mykolenko and Patterson look like they will be able to.

Also needs a midfield that will control a game otherwise we are just pinned back into a 5.

 

[Dymak]

Because we have never bought players to play the system.

Mykolenko and Patterson look like they will be able to.

I don’t share your confidence in Mykolenko or Patterson.

 

[Trublue12]

Really mate, i thought i read something his Dad said - that mentioned it would be the New Year - good news if he came back a month or so into the season.

He was on talksport last week. Could still be Christmas. But everything is going ok at the present time. Think it will still be November, December at the earliest.

 

[KaiserEFC]

That name brings nothing but negative vibes to my soul.

Yeah but he injured a Liverpool player in the Derby and tapped the badge as he was sent off. PASHUN